Well we all know today is Omalley's Birthday... Lets all wish him the best on the day his Mom thought "Damn, I wish abortion was legal 30 years ago"



So what’s your birthday wish this year Omalley? Another 10 pounds!?!?

Baaa dum dum.


I hear your kids got you spatula so you can peel your fat ass out of your BF2 chair and stop neglecting them!!

Baa dum dum.



Happy Birthday Omalley!!!

Happy Birthday Omalley

weak...

Let's go to the Jersey shore and be like Bruse.

Old man that likes to play games with 15yr olds. Michael Jackson, is that you?





/got nuttin

There we go!


Someone knows what a roast is...

O'malley's sex face:

Omalley's Mom sent him a letter and asked me to post it on the forum for him since he never leaves the BF2 chair to check the mailbox.


Here it is....


Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this slowly because I know you can't read fast. You wont know the house when you get home, 'cos we've moved.

Your Father has a lovely new job with 700 men under him - he cuts grass at the cemetery.

There was a washing machine at the new house, but it's not working too good.
Last week I put in 12 shirts, pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since.

Your sister, Colleen had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out if it's a boy or girl, so I don't know if you're an uncle or aunt.

Your Uncle Mick drowned last week in a vat of Whisky at the Dublin Distillery. His mates tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely. He was cremated and it took four days to put the fire out.

I saw the doctor last week and your Father went with me. Doc put a glass tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for five minuets. Your Father wanted to buy it from him.

It only rained twice this week, first for four days the second for three days.

We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the final payment on your Grandmother's grave wasn't paid in seven days - up she comes.

Your loving Mother Omalley's Mom

P.S. I was going to send you 10 Punt, but I'd already sealed the envelope.

gee thanks guys lol. but might i add "save your breath for your inflatable girlfriends" lol

Your wife has an inflatable of you when you were 10 years younger. Thats about the only blowing she'll do for you.


ZING!

Ohh come on now Omalley "take it like a man"


Wasnt that Daddy's words of wisdom the first time he bent you over the workbench?


Damn im mean today....

Wow. I think somehow being in the Marine Corps has made us the only two MOABer's that can roast....coincidence? I THINK NOT!

"You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to the point of arrogance, that they are the most ferocious fighters on earth... and the amusing thing about it is that they are."


Your quote says it all....


ooorahh!!

I'm glad you two didn't do that to me on my birthday!

just a heads up mine is coming up real soon july 9th i will be 19 big fin deal