For all of you who'd like to send me some cool stuff while I'm overseas, I finally got my mailing address.

Here it is:

Cpl Jensen, G.V.
1/2 HQ SVC CO (COMM PLT)
UIC 73040
FPO AE 28542-3040

I will also be taking random requests for various trinkets of intrinsic value. Outies.

Disregard my last....apparently just because you have a college education and are the BN Adj., you can get away with being a fucking moron. That address is invalid. He's an idiot. Fratricide is a bitch....all I'm saying... As soon as we get a fucking valid address I'll let you know.

Now I'm confused, is this your address or no.

what part of that didn't you understand?

OK...NO that is not my address....our Battalion Adjutant (legal guy) fucked it up and got the wrong info...

Also, whoever done stuck mine and drkae's posts to the top, I appreciate it.

now...just send us some "fun stuff"

I'll post links later, but if you just visit your local packaging store I'm sure you'll find something. I'm sure someone can be clever enough to "hide" cough cough...ahem uhm...what was I talking about.



















JACK! GET ME SOME JACK!

ok here's what you do.....take a bottle of scope....carefully remove the overwrap as to not distrub the perforated seal. then dump the shit out. fill with vodka. add the appropriate amount of food coloring to make it look like scope. close bottle. carefully re-apply the seal. package. send to me and drake. hilarious pictures will ensue.

some jack and vodka, hmm do I really want to drunken our soldiers who fight for our freedom . Do I want my frontline of protection against terrorism staggering past ied's?

sure why the hell not!! lol vodka in scope bottles and jack in snapple ice tea bottles. no prob rofl

awesome....sounds like a plan to me......

WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Snapple bottle = pure genious

Well here I am sitting in Kuwait.....bout ready to head up into the North Country in a few hours......whoohoo......will be sure to take some pics.

ok well here it is finally.....my units retarded sometimes and takes them forever to figure shit out.


Cpl Jensen, Gilbert V.
1/2 HQ SVC CO Comm Plt
UIC 73040
FPO AE 09509-3040

and....go!

Been sitting at Al Asad Airbase for a while just doing a whole lot of nothing lately, so yeah....boredom has struck already....